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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy
me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to
the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and
have a nice day
연옥아.
이동네 남편감 가게랑 아주 비슷하네.
겸손한 우리동료 한분은 자기는 지하 할인매장에 진열되었었다해서
모두 웃었던 기억이나네.
모두들 화창한 봄날들을 만끽하구료.
너는 신랑 몇층에서 구했니?
난 그 시절에 선보기 싫어서 그냥 간건데
운이 좋았던것 같다. 착한 사람이니까. 그치?
혜수가 난 샤핑 싫어하다가 못 구하는가 했었다.
옥규샘 덕분에 잘 지냅니다. 그동안 척추때문에 엄살 좀 부렸오.
언제 친구들 모시고 Misty 가실꺼유, 가거들랑 신청곡 연구해서 띄워 보내줘~잉.
정수가 종교란에서 보니 참 반갑더라.
가시여에게도 안부를 전해주시게나 건강하라고...
이젠 영어,한국어 자유자재로 쓰는구나..
그래서 너무 좋다(영어도 한번 읽어보고...머리가 굳어가지만...)
지난 번 토론토 이혜숙이 만났을때,
제일 먼저 규희 너 이야길 하더라..
몰라보게 예뻐지고 분위기가 좋아 보인다고...
물론 나도 덧붙여 ,
너의 유머감각과 따스한 마음씀씀이를 이야기했지...
언제나 다시들 만날 수 있을까?
졸업 35주년 쯤 어딘가에서 만날까?
새벽녘에 요상한 제목의 글을 올렸기에 조심스레 클릭해보니 내용은 굿~~~
우리에게 주는 교훈의 글 감사~~~혀