항상 재미있게 웃으며 지내시는 남가주 소녀 분들!
가주는 정말 "웃기는 짬뽕(a new version recently created by The Greatest Huh)" 입니다요.

특히 NyongJa 소녀님! 사무실 근처에서 세차하지 마세요...
                  
California 에서 실제로 적용되는 법규 입니다...

• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear
device within city limits.
• Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
• Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Bathhouses are against the law.
• Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master
on a leash."
• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
• Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds;
  Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint
   Eastwood was mayor);
  Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
• Chico: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
• Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child
  from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

• Downey: It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

• Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
• Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard
  at one time.
• In 1930, the City Council of Ontario passed an ordinance forbidding roosters to crow
  within the city limits.
• In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
• In Baldwin Park, California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• In California it is illegal to have caller ID
• In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
• In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or  
  place of worship.

• In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.-> 정말 짬뽕 같습니다...


• In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
• In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target
  is a whale.
• It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
• It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

• It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub-> 잡숫지 마세요...

• It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
• It is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
• Lafayette: You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
• Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
• Lompoc: It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
• Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage; It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf
  course.
• Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
• Los Angeles: It is illegal to cry on the witness stand;
Toads may not be licked;
  It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church (Breaking this law is punishable
  by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison);
  Zoot suits are prohibited.
• Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
• No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
• Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Ontario: Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
• Pacific Grove: Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
• Palm Springs: It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four
  and six PM.
• Pasadena: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
• Prunedale: Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
• Redlands: Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking
  ahead of it.
• Riverside: One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
• San Diego: It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar;
  The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined
   up to $250.
• San Francisco is said to be the only city in the nation to have ordinances guaranteeing
  sunshine to the masses.
• San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash;
  It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear;
  Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street; ->이럴수가...

  It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner;
  Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

• San Jose: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595
• Santa Monica: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
• Temecula: Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
• The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for
   anyone detonating one within city limits.

• Women may not drive in a house coat.-> 부부 싸움 직후에는 용서된다는 법으로 개정 되었슴.