해외지부 | 포토갤러리 | - 게시판담당 : 33.허민희
인일의 정신을 드높히는 해외동문들을 위한 공간입니다.
Just when you have lost faith in human kindness, someone who teaches at
Kean Elementary in
The letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored
a luncheon for the elderly.
An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize
and was writing to say thank you.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon.
I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged.
All of my family has passed away....
I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me.
God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one,
she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.....
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me
and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers.....
She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes Baker
해외지부는 영어로 써도 된다고 했더니
역 ~~~~~~~~쉬 은미야 우리의 호프 박.은.미 !!!
근데
이것이 영자에게 위로?
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흠
내일 영자 끌고 엘레베이터 태워야지
은미야 지금 이걸 위로라고 하는거야?
어제 종일 감기로 코 훌쩍거리다 퇴근하여 눕기전에 댓글 조사차 들어왔는데
뭐여... 글씨인지 지렁인지.. 하나도 안 들어오더라.
컴크고 바로 잤다. 아침에 출근하며 부영이 전화해서 낄낄대더라.
은미가 위로의 글 올렸는데 위로 많이 되었냐고 말이야.
부영이 너... 지금 약올리냐?
엘레베이터에 꼬맹이가 타고 꼭대기층까지 올라갔다 내려오면
타이라 뱅크가 되어 나오는 엘리베이터는 업능가...
총과 돈을 훔치려고 한 강도가 남의집을 몰래 들어갔다.
안에는 한 부부가 자고 있었고, 그는 자는 부부를 깨워
남편은 침대옆에 있는 의자에 앉혀 손발을 묶고
아직 침대에 있는 아내에게 가깝게 접근하더니
그녀의 목에 키스를 한후, 일어나서 화장실로 갔다.
강도가 화장실에 있는동안, 남편은 아내에게 속삭였다.
잘들어. 저놈, 분명히 감옥에서 탈옥한 놈같아.
입은옷좀봐 !
아마도 감옥에서 오랫동안 지내서, 아마도 여자구경한지 오래됬을꺼야.
당신목에 키스하는것을 보니까 알겠어.
만약에 놈이 섹스를 원한다면, 반항하지말고, 욕도 하지말고,
시키는데로 해.
놈이 암만 속이 뒤집히게 굴어도 만족하게 해줘.
놈은 분명히 위험한 놈 같으니까, 만약에 말을 안들으면
우리 둘다 죽일꺼야.
마음 단단히 먹고…. 사랑해, 여보!
아내는 남편의 말에 대답했다.
저놈이 내목에 키스를 한게 아니고, 내귀에 대고 속삭였는데,
자기는 게이이고, 당신이 너무나 귀엽데…
그리고 바세린이 집에 없는냐고 묻길래 화장실에 있다고 했거던,
당신, 마음 단단히 먹어. 나도 당신 사랑해.
왜, 영 ~~~ 아닌감??
A crusty old man
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary,
" I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir, I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm vey sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both retrun to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the probem here?"
"There is no danm problem," the man says.
"I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of
some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor.
"And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
The Aggie Bar
A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie were sitting in a bar
in San Antonio.
The view of the river was fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.
"But," said the guy from Tech,
"I still prefere the beer joints back in Lubbock.
There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals.
When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."
The Longhorn said,
"Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."
"Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded.
"Back in college Station there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place
they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night.
Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid.
And it's all on the house."
The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's claims.
"And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.
"No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie.
"But it did happen to my sister."
(Aggie - Texas A & M University FootBall Team name,
Long Horn - University of Texas Football Team name,
Red Raider - Texas Tech University Football Team name)
*** FYI - Aggies are known to be the pun of dumb jokes among Texan.
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They blink together,
They move together
They cry together
They see things together
They sleep together
They share a very deep bonded relationship
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not!
Moral of the story:
Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!
Women are Angels....
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly.....
on a broomstick......
We are flexible !!
텍사스 휴머인데요....
친한 친구 3명의 남자가 각자 다른주의 여자들과 결혼을 했다.
한남자는 윈스컨스주의 여자와 결혼을 했다.
그는 여자에게 말했다.
설겆이와 집청소는 여자의 담당이라고.
이틀이 걸렸지만, 삼일째 되는날 그가 직장에서 돌아왔을때는
집은 깨끗하게 청소가 되여 있었고, 설겆이도 말끔히 해서 그릇들은
찬장에 얌전하게 정돈되여있었다.
두번째 남자는 미네소타주의 여자와 결혼을 했다.
그는 말했다.
빨래, 설겆이, 그리고 식사준비는 여자의 담당이라고.
첫번째날은 아무런 변화가 없었지만, 두번째날은 조금 변화를 볼수있었고,
그리고 셋쨋날은 집도 깨끗히 청소가 되여있었다.
설겆이도 끝내고, 식탁에는 푸짐한 음식상이 그를 기다리고 있었다.
세번째 남자는 텍사스주의 여자와 결혼을 하였다.
그도 여자에게 말했다.
빨래, 집청소, 설겆이, 마당 잔디깍기, 차닦기, 그리고 저녁식사는
여자담당이라고...
첫날, 그는 아무런 변화를 볼수없었다.
두쨋날도 아무런 변화가 보이지 않았다.
그리고 셋쨋날에는
붓기가 조금 가셨고,
왼쪽눈으로 조금 볼수 있었고,
스스로 샌드위치를 만들어 먹을수 있을만큼,
그리고 그릇을 그릇세척기에 넣을수있을만큼 팔은 조금 나은것 같았다.
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city
and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move a apart
and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “Paw, what’s at?”
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
“Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my whole life,
I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls, and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between
them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous
24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…..
“Boy….. go gitcha Momma.”