10회 - 게시판담당 : 권칠화
은미가 돌아온싱글때문에 고민에 빠졌구나.
맞아! 2008년에서 2009년에 아울어 미서부여행을
그렇게 멋있게 한 돌싱 있으면 나와보라고 해!!
어쩌면 돌싱만이 가질수 있는 그런 기회였던거 같애.
불행을 다행으로 생각하고 긍정적으로 인생을 펼친다면
또한 아름다운 일 아닐까 싶다.
나는 그렇게 살다 갈꺼야.
어제 썻던 글이 지워졌지??
미루어 짐작하기 바란다.
남의 기쁨을 나의 기쁨처럼 오버하는 바람에 생긴일이니
내가 반성해야겠지.
나는 영혼이 자유로우니까..
난 솔직히 뭔 돌고래 종류인가 했었네~~히히히.
병실이 추카 추카!!
자유로운 영혼의 소유자!
돌씽 칠화를 위하여!!!
돌싱을 쎄개 하면 돌씽 ㅋ
돌씽7화 ~
기분 나쁜겨?
아니 과부 어쩌구 저쩌구 하여서 기~~~~~~냥 돌씽이라고 했는데
왜 ~
다들 모르는지
나는 그것이 알고싶다
영옥아 ~
에릭아범이 명동칼국수를 월매나 좋아하는데 ...
우리 Washington DC도 갈것 같은데 ... ㅋ
그런데
요번은 보성의 날이고 인일의 날이 아니라
어쩌면 뉴저지에 있는 상명이 얼굴을 볼수 있을지
나는 그것이 또 알고싶다.
영옥아 ~
생각나지?
수키 딸레미 집에 모여 모두들 그때 그시절 수학여행때로 돌아갔던거
그런 즐거운 추억이 또 올까나? 정말 그때 생각하면 다시 한번 그렇게 모여서 놀았으면 하는 생각이 든다.
하기사 지난번에 너희들이 왔을때
너, 은미, 명희, 해연 그리고 칠화는 한방에서 몇일을 같이 지냈으니까 ... ㅋ
츌튜?
지난번에 보성친구 와이프들한테 출튜 야그랑 동물원 야그, 그리고 달걀 야그를 해주었는데
다~~~~~~~~~~~~~들 뒤집어졌단다.
그런데 달걀 야그는
다시한번 적어야 됄것 같아 ... ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
부영이 정말 아즘마 다 됐다
이리 느글 느글 해졌으니 말이다 ㅋ
그럼 두다리 한다리끼고서라도 만나야하는거 아녀???
보고싶은 이쁜 부영이...
그래~~6시간 운전하고 가서 또 밤 꼴닥 새우고
오다가 졸려서 메릴랜드 들어서자마자 휴게소에서
한 20분쯤 눈붙이고.. 그렇게 고단하게 만난
짧은 만남이여서 그런지 인실이 경수 숙희 영자 영숙이
그리고 상명이 어쩜 그렇게 금방 서스럼 없이
옛날로 돌아갈 수 있었는지 지금 생각해도
참 신기해....
난 벌써 달걀이랑 동물원 야그 써 먹었는디??
모두 너무 너무 재밌어하드라.ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
누구누구야,
문자 메세지 잘받았어. 내 눈을 의심할정도로.
정말 반가웠다.
눈팅만 하지말고,
몇마디 남기면 좋은데....
모두들 좋아할텐데....
나는 아직도 문자메세지 못하는데....
그러니까,
컴맹이라고 오리발 내미는것은 안통한다는거, 알지???
아 하 ~
나는 알았당!!!!!
자수하여 광명찿자 ~~~~~~~~~~
나와라 오바바바리코트!!!!!!
은미야! 니가 언제부터 나를 의식했다고.
니 맘대로 해..
내가 알아들어도 못 알아듣는 척 할께..
혼낼라고 비행기타고 쫒아가서 따질 형편도 이제는 안돼는거.. 알쥐??
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded,
"Why, yes, I do know you. Mr. Willams.
I've known you since you were a boy,
and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife,
and you manipulate people, and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize
you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned.
Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied,
"Why, yes, I do. I 've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and
his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and,
in a very quiet voice, said,
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair !! "
판사님이 디게 쫄으셨네?ㅎㅎ
뭔 죄를 지셨을꼬?
그것이 알고 싶다.ㅋ
은미야, 네가 한번 물어보지?
판사님 혹시 아느냐고..
컥 ~~참 너 electric chair로 보내면 안돼지~ㅎㅎㅎ
Two women go out one evening without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery.
Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one took off her panties and used them to dry herself and discarded them.
The second thought... "I'm not getting rid of my panties.."
so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath to dry herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone,
and one says to the other....
"We have to be on the look out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night.
My wife came home without her panties".
The other one responded,
"You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".
I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a
headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It
worked! The headaches are all gone."
Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist
and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better
than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!"
His funeral service will be held on Saturday.
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
어쨋던, 너는 괴짜야 ~~ 너 알아?? ㅋ
고민은 무슨......
궁금증에 조금 답답했지.
병실이가 이곳을 방문하는지는 몰라도
혹시나 이글 읽으면,
축하해 !!
할머니 되는 애들, 할머니 된애들,
손주들이 그렇게들 예쁘니???