The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman
and was somewhat upset --
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.
"How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute Love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!!

And the husband began --

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days !
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night - the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.   The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes,
so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years,
But don't use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your Anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I went and found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas - the one that you don't wear just to annoy her,
and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive shoe boutique
and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued -

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door
she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

박은미, 허부영 후배, 나도 끼어들게요.
합성인 줄 알면서도 와. 정말 다리가 후들거리네요.
저런 맛을 즐기는 사람들도 있기는 있죠?
지금 거기는 한밤중이군요.
깊은 잠 달게 들고 내일 또 홈피에서 봐요.

아, 정말 있구나. 다시 보니까 다 사실일 거 같으네.
이젠 사실인 것도 합성으로 봐버리는 실수가 있으니
사진 작가들 속상할 때도 있을 거 같아요.
제일 무서운 건 두바이의 테니스장과 자전거 타는 장면.
그랜드캐년 다시 가면 꼭 가봐야겠네.

박은미 후배, 환영해줘서 기뻐요.
어젯밤엔 저 재활용의 대가인 남편 얘기 때문에 웃었어요.
내 친구의 친구의 얘긴데
남편이 오랫동안 다른 여자를 알고 지낸 걸 알게 되었어요.
자기 애인과의 호화로운 생활이 다 들통난 거죠.
와이프가 왜 내겐 그러지 않았냐고 하니까
당신은 외식해도 자장면만 좋아했잖아 했대요.
그 와이프는 외식비 아끼려고 그랬다네요.
아내는 집에서 알뜰하고 남편은 밖에서 다른 여자에게 폼 잡고,
뻔뻔한 남자들 참 많죠?